After reading some things on the web recently I just wanted to say...

I love very agent I've ever had contact with, and even the ones I haven't.
Writing is easy, the words fly off my fingertips.
I have no personal woes whatsoever.
I would never divulge anything personal online, anyway.
I have nothing bad to say about any book I've ever read.
Rejections? What are those?
I also shop in a dress and heels, keep my voice perfectly modulated when I speak and live in a neighborhood called Stepford.

As anyone can see, I am the ideal client. Not that I suspect agents are reading this or anything...